February 2012
1 post
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
ohvelveteena:
captainimprobable:
angstier:
createyourself42:
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
THIS POST GMH.
LIFE. it has MEANING AGAIN.
yes. YES
December 2011
1 post
if you’ll be my star, i’ll be your sky.
you can hide underneath me and come out at night.
when i turn jet-black, and you show off your light, i live to let you shine.
i live to let you s h i n e .
November 2011
1 post
God dom mon.
Mad says: *so *anal or vaginal *your choice
Speff says: *HAHA, YOU SAY IT WITH SUCH SINCERITY WHEN WE ALL KNOW I DON’T *OH YOU
Mad says: *what *you don’t what
Speff says: *…have a choice? *You suck at sexist humour.
Mad says: *…what?
Speff says: *eugh *It’s true, women really DO have to do everything- even insult themselves.
October 2011
2 posts
Well hello Tumblr.
How long it has been!
So much has gone on that I dare not even attempt to update you. I shall give a lsit of what’s going on these days though, to sort of give an idea.
-Working away, done all the festivals in summer and doing football games and gigs as usual. Met Biffy Clyro at work in Ibrox!
-In Scottish Opera’s Connect, going for a solo role which is exciting I guess.
-Joined...
May 2011
1 post
February 2011
4 posts
What Disney Movies Have Taught Me →
iliveby:
That you can fall in love with someone regardless of how they look
To be true to your heart.
That love can happen between any two people.
That those we have lost will always be with us.
That even our wildest dreams can come true.
That we must learn to accept differences and love each other for them
That some of the most beautiful people we will ever know, are...
January 2011
1 post
2011.
Keep my god damn job.
Start singing, violin & theory lessons again.
Get into NYCoS.
Pass Higher English, regardless of grade.
Pass Grade 5 theory, Grade 5 violin and Grade 8 singing.
Advance level of German, Intermediate level of French & Italian.
Fix my teeth.
Lose weight.
Apply for University.
The cherry on top would be getting into university. If I don’t, I’ll just...
December 2010
3 posts
I've been thinking.
Y’know what? I’m not going to sit here and let the world pass me by. You only live once for definite, there’s no point in wasting it thinking ‘what if’. Take life by the god damn horns and do what you want to do. Don’t rely on others for anything, because at the end of the day, you’re the most important person in the world to yourself. If you don’t...
“Your adorableness and awesomeness levels are well over 9000. You’re one of...”
– :D
“You are pretty immense and fun to be around. You take good care of me when I am...”
– It’s nice to find out how you’re remembered some times.
November 2010
4 posts
September 2010
1 post
“Sunday- work til 4, band til 9, leaving party til late.
Monday- work til 4,...”
June 2010
1 post
Borrowed from Natasia 'cause it's almost 6am and...
British [ ] You drink a lot of tea. [x] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” [x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [x] Its football…not soccer. Total: 6 Australian [ ] You wear...
March 2010
2 posts
Vote for Sacred Betrayal.
Ian says:
*its like
*a genie
*and a lamp
*except
*michaels chest
*and a shit
Fayahfahwkz';; - This is my, last escape. says:
*No, no. Nothing obscene. Just a 6 year old girl, wearing nothing and singing about swallowing cum
*You know
*On ice
November 2009
3 posts
wat
kk, Space! says:
*its just like a dildo coming out soemones ass
*except its a basketball
*...
*did i just say that?
October 2009
3 posts
Lmfao.
kk, Fayahfahwkz’;; - Happy Halloween, yay. says: *xD *I have |: *I’m 6’2” *I’M LIKE *OH, HEY GUISE. BRB DODGING AN AEROPLANE kk, Space! You have the sophistication of a woman of twelve. says: *LOL MOGFGM kk, Fayahfahwkz’;; - Happy Halloween, yay. says: *OMG I FEEL LIKE A TWIN TOWER
Oh my god.
I mean seriously, did that eve- that happened?
mind.fucking.blown.
Honestly, I’m still in shock.
“I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid.”
– Aladdin. (via natasia)
FLASHBACK: Peter and Jordan. :’) ♥
September 2009
7 posts
I physically cried my windows off to this.
* kk, Fayahfahwkz';; - No pants. When I'm on the bus. ;D says:
OHH, BRETT KINGG, OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID MET KLING, MY BAD
How long have you known him?
samanthaaaa is it better to tell and hurt or lie to save their face? well i guess the answer is dont do it in the first place says:
how did u get met kling hahaha?
I am a crying house.
kk, Fayahfahwkz';; - No pants. When I'm on the bus. ;D says:
OHH, BRETT KINGG, OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID MET KLING, MY BAD
How long have you known him?
samanthaaaa is it better to tell and hurt or lie to save their face? well i guess the answer is dont do it in the first place says:
how did u get met kling hahaha?
Cardiff, near Leeds, in Scotland.
samanthaaaa is it better to tell and hurt or lie to save their face? well i guess the answer is dont do it in the first place says:
*where's leeds? im from australia
kk, Fayahfahwkz';; - No pants. When I'm on the bus. ;D says:
*United Kingdom
kk, Speff is better, hooray! Just a small town girl. says:
*It's in Scotland, near Cardiff?
*its a wee place haha
Samantha Ingram says:
*haha okay
:'D
kk, Fayahfahwkz';; - No pants. When I'm on the bus. ;D says:
*Dear Hollyoaks;
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT YOU HAVE IN THAT THERE EPISODE THAT MADE NO SENSE? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IN BACKWARDS SHIT? DID SPENCER HACK THE EDITORS JOB OR SOME SHIT? IDIOTS.
Lots of love, your devoted fan
Liam Heath
Me and Steff are such glorious trolls
fayah:
Jonneeeee You’re Not A Judge But If You’re Gonna Judge Me,Then Sentance Me To Another Life x says:
YOU STOOD ME UP !
HOW COULD YOU
Jonneeeee You’re Not A Judge But If You’re Gonna Judge Me,Then Sentance Me To Another Life x just sent you a nudge.
[i]kk, Fayahfahwkz’;;[/i] - And you’ll flare up like a moth to a flame. says:
I stood YOU up? I got there a whole 15...
Steff is such a house
fayah:
Speff says: *Liam, if you liked someone you never really talked to much, how would you go about MAKING THEM LOVE YOU kk, Fayahfahwkz’;; - Twelve days of Jesus. says: *Just *Open your doors. *And your windows. *Let some nice fresh air in. *Buy a plug-in air freshener. *NO *BETTER IDEA *GO ON *CHANGING ROOMS MMM Speff says: *WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT kk,...
August 2009
36 posts
Fuck sake.
So I go to get ready to go to Braehead and give New Look hell, and buy a hotdog (hiyaaa Mandah)
and realise that I actually have 20p to my name.
What is this world coming to?
Lmfao.
Billy says:
*YES
*why the fuck are people so sober
*like
*tjhs itme
*tudirng
*liek
*herei n mbeguil we have christian colass
*relgiioun or whatever
kk, Speff - Crashing carss, baby! says:
*What the fuck did you just say?
Billy says:
*and in relgiuous choscol they talk about god an dhsit
*WHAT
And I thought I was overweight.
kk, Fayahfahwkz';; - All you ever do is bring me down. .___. says:
*How much does the Earth weigh?
*I wanna know how much of a fat cunt it is.
******some time later using the earth's details******
kk, Fayahfahwkz';; - All you ever do is bring me down. .___. says:
*Yup
*Just as I suspected
*You have a BMI of 3735607223.76. This BMI puts you under the body classification of "" according to the CDC (Center for Disease Control & Prevention).
Your risk for the following health conditions is:
Hypertension
Dyslipidemia
Type 2 diabetes
Coronary heart disease
Stroke
Gallbladder disease
Osteoarthritis
Sleep apnea
Endometrial, breast, and colon cancer
*EARTH IS A FAT BASTARD
How to tidy my bedroom in 6 easy phases.
1- Reflection. This can last up to 3 days. reflect on the times you’ve had making the mess you’re situated in.
2-Observation. Observe the mess, and make a note of anything that should be taken away first, before going onto phase 3 3- Pile everything in centre of room. After getting rid of dying food and such, just pile everything in one place. makes everything but one place tidy,...
I've got...
2 acoustic guitars
A violin
An electric violin
An electric baby grand piano
An accordion
2 recorders
A glockenspiel
And a kazoo
(: Hooray for music.
lets see..
Lemonade
a shoe
a copy of a harry potter book
a plunger
a hoola hoop
2 guitars
cola bottles
clothes
a ball of hair (wat)
twine and string
scissors
bed sheets
a tent
a coat hanger
a hair dryer
LOL I LOVE MY BEDROOM FLOOR <3
Odd.
kk, Sam' An english kiss. says:
*BABY P DOESNT HAVE FACEBOOK
*and he hasnt updated his twitter in a while apparently
Lisa.
Snig: SHE WONT REALISE HER FURNITURE IS REARRANGED
speffpasta: and go to sit down
speffpasta: and think
speffpasta: OH
speffpasta: oh my chair is over there
speffpasta: how silly of me
speffpasta: lol x
speffpasta: i've never missed before
speffpasta: lol x
speffpasta: andy
speffpasta: will turn up
speffpasta: and be like
speffpasta: ...lisa
speffpasta: your CDs are all over your walls
speffpasta: and your sofa
speffpasta: is missing
speffpasta: is that a dead dog on your floor?
speffpasta: lisa will be like
speffpasta: what? lol x
Sam's drunk.
kk$5, Sam' We'll still have the summer after all. says:
*what does askew mean
kk, Speff. Maria Mermax. says:
*gimmie the sentence?
kk$5, Sam' We'll still have the summer after all. says:
*my legs are askew
kk, Speff. Maria Mermax. says:
*...You're fucked.
Lmfao.
** Anon has been added to the conversation. **
kk, Speff. Maria Mermax- Cock juggling thunder cunt! hahaha, tard. says:
*I WOULDN'T HAVE JUST PISSED AWAY MY WINNINGS
*wat
*BAIL
** kk, Speff. Maria Mermax- Cock juggling thunder cunt! hahaha, tard. has left the conversation. **
kk, Chelovechki';; - You have to make fun. Otherwise you're down, all the time. HAHAHAH TARD : 'D says:
*LMFAO
** Anon has left the conversation **
Steven
bitches don't know about my tea and light refreshments(H) says:
*ohmygod
*i just farted
*for like 30 full seconds
*seriosuly
kk, Speff. Maria Mermax- Cock juggling thunder cunt! hahaha, tard. says:
*LMFAO
*STEVEN
bitches don't know about my tea and light refreshments(H) says:
*ive done that before man
kk, Speff. Maria Mermax- Cock juggling thunder cunt! hahaha, tard. says:
*WHAT
bitches don't know about my tea and light refreshments(H) says:
*but for like a minute n a half
*no joke
*jst puure pushin, even took a breath
kk, Speff. Maria Mermax- Cock juggling thunder cunt! hahaha, tard. says:
*lfmao
*aslfdsf
*i cant concentrate
*thats fantastic
Person of the Week.
Sam.
- He’s welsh, so you know it’s good.
- He bakes cakes.
- He loves languages.
- I love you-ah.
-He left the oven on.
wat
YOU HEARD ME.
♥